Time Capsule Tuesday Review: Ellen’s Stardust Diner provides wonderful entertainment but lackluster food

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With captivating performances by the entire waitstaff, it’s hard not to have a good time at Ellen’s Stardust Diner. But, it’s even harder to enjoy the food. 

There were plenty of options to choose from and they even offered “all-day breakfast” which is a plus for dining anywhere. I got the “penne alfredo” which was $22 with the added bonus of chicken for a truly terrifying extra $10.

The pasta was fine but the sauce left much to be desired. While I don’t mind a bit of cheese, it felt like my food was practically encased in a giant parmesan tomb along with the added touch of breadcrumbs along the top which did nothing but worsen the taste. 

The added chicken definitely tasted like chicken but it was cold and, unfortunately, not worth the ten bucks.

I also had the pleasure of enjoying ice cream for dessert, but honestly, if you mess up ice cream I feel like that’s grounds for closure of your restaurant. 

I truly wish I had spent the $32 for my meal on tipping the performers because they were truly phenomenal. From showtunes to pop hits, they covered all the bases and made sure none of the customers felt left out of the magic of theater. 

One of the highlights of their performances was when the entire staff performed “Be Our Guest,” quite the appropriate tune for fine dining. Running around with utensils and a French flag while singing an iconic Disney song is definitely a must-see. 

Perhaps Ellen’s Stardust Diner would benefit from allowing customers to pay to get in without having to actually dine. I could have sat there all day watching the waitstaff perform. But, alas, the food was not good enough to keep me captivated by their performers. 

If you’re looking for something to do in the city, I would suggest going here. Maybe eat a meal beforehand and get an appetizer, but definitely show up for the wonderful performers who deserve an audience to share their talents with.

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